Substitutions 1.0 CRX for Chrome

Replaces words found from XKCD's comics to make reading the news more fun.<br><br>Check out and contribute to the git repo here: https://github.com/rhyneav/xkcd-substitution<br><br>View more on my website here: https://vlaservi.ch/<br><br>Words being replaced:<br>- witnesses: these dudes I know <br>- allegedly: kinda probably <br>- new study: Tumblr post <br>- rebuild: avenge <br>- space: spaaace <br>- google glass: virtual boy <br>- smartphone: pokedex <br>- electric: atomic <br>- senator: elf-lord <br>- car: cat <br>- election: eating contest <br>- congressional leader: river spirit <br>- homeland security: homestar runner <br>- could not be reached for comment: is guilty and everyone knows it <br>- debate: dance-off <br>- self driving: uncontrollably swerving <br>- poll: psychic reading <br>- candidate: airbender <br>- drone: dog <br>- vows to: probably won't <br>- at large: very large <br>- second-degree: friggin awful <br>- third-degree: friggin awful <br>- an unknown number: like hundreds <br>- front runner: blade runner <br>- global: spherical <br>- years: minutes <br>- minutes: years <br>- no indication: lots of signs <br>- urged restraint by: drunkenly egged on <br>- horsepower: tons of horsemeat <br>- gaffe: magic spell <br>- ancient: haunted <br>- star-studded: blood-soaked <br>- remains to be seen: will never be known <br>- silver bullet: ways to kill werewolves <br>- subway system: tunnels I found <br>- surprising: surprising (but not to me) <br>- war of words: interplanetary war <br>- tension: sexual tension <br>- cautiously optimistic: delusional <br>- doctor who: the big bang theory <br>- win votes: find pokemon <br>- behind the headlines: beyond the grave <br>- email: poem <br>- facebook post: poem <br>- tweet: poem <br>- facebook ceo: this guy <br>- latest: final <br>- disrupt: destroy <br>- meeting: menage a trois <br>- scientists: channing tatum and his friends <br>- you won't believe: I'm really sad about